Offline "Music" Playlist Commentary

Ah, you have stumbled upon my Offline "Music" Playlist Commentary page! This is a page where I explain why I added said video to my dynamic(?) playlist of "music" that I like. I've decided to add this page in the last minute, so, there!

And if you don't know what I'm talking about, click here. Click here to go back.

DISCLAIMER: This isn't a revival of that important palylist. It's just a compilation of what I found silly. Please don't treat is as such.

grass

Something you're supposed to touch. 20 minutes of a mid-quality gif of a sqaure of grass spinning to funkytown. Saved it because I might loose it forever...

Mag co-cover Ako Ng Kanta

It's in Filipino, but you get it: they're trying to cover a song, but their phone got other plans.

Apparently, I saw this featured on a late-night comedy show, and I know I have to search it just so I can enjoy it again and again...

Headshot d'un chat dans "La meilleure boulangerie de France" (M6)

You might wanna turn on subtitles for this one.

If you're looking for a video of a cat running head first into a glass door of a French bakery, then this might be the original, coming from a French show translated as "The Best Bakery in France". I belive the title says, "Headshot of a cat in 'The Best Bakery in France' (M6)". (I don't know what the thing in pharentheses are supposed to mean...)

BFB Fan Animation: Bubble just wants to sleep

i did not save it because of the animation, I saved it because of the audio, because the original creator privated the video... (I don't remember how I found it though... was it that vid or this animation?)

how it chews to gum five feels

Nevermind that the user was using Discord light mode, I just hate 5 Gum in its entirety, especially the ads (and its resulting memes); seeing this makes it feel like the author is high on the gum (like in the ad)... 🤣

[G U M G U M 🌀👄🌀] 🤣🤣🤣

Mother Nature Vine

When you search up "news anchor hit by stop sign", it will lead you to a different video than this. I searched really hard for this one! I saw this in a meme compilation, and even tough I can't tell if it's staged or not, I still love it.

Patrick Star Crashing Into Mountain for 10 Hours in 60fps

WARNING: VERY LONG (DUH)

I really wanted a loop of patrick dying in the video game because it looked so funny and uncanny... thank goodness there's a ten hour verion of it! (I'd rather have it play in the backgrund though...)

Next up, a six hour version of the Tattletale Strangler yelling "GET OFF" at SpongeBob's cleats for six hours so that the narrator doesn't have to say a word!

Gintama explains filler

And this is why I'd rather watch a movie instead of a series. No serial literature adaptations for me, thanks...

Sunday Monday Tuesday WTF Saturday #shorts

Another t*kt*k that I liked. I was trying to look for the closest original footage without any laughing emojis, but I guess this is it... 🫤

Jack Black plays MEGALOVANIA on the Sax-A-Boom

Yet another something I found on t*kt*k. This came in the form of a meme audio...

Pharmacy dubstep

FINALLY I FOUND IT!!!1! This is from t*kt*k, obviously, but there's something so enthralling about this...

Zias laughing

WARNING: SOME SWEARING

I swear, this was part of a longer video where the two are reacting to a music video... The reason why they're laughing is bnecause they're trtying to copy the singer's voice. If you want to complete the (cringe) experience, here you go.

WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT BIRDS

WARNING: SUGGESTIVE HUMOR

Long story short, I always wanted a dramamtic reading of this when I saw the (screenshot of the post) somehwere... they nailed it.

You want the truth? (wayneradiotv)

WARNING: SOME SWEARING

It was all a lie... (just watch it it's hillarious)

Free As A Cyberbird

I don't watch Doctor Who, but this out of context is really silly.

Querobin wins as the new champion | Tawag Ng Tanghalan

Aside from spelling Querubin's name wrong, this is the entire meme clip. The meme starts at 1:03 in. If you understad Tagalog, that's a bonus.

I don't watch the show, but how would the loser win more money than the winner? (₱10k < ₱25k) Weird...

SHUP: Don't say "bad words".